Second Butt Hole
invented by thomas jefferson in 1796, the second b-tt hole is an additional -n-s created in order to alternate p–ping. while maximizing efficiency, the second b-tt hole also provides relief to the primary b-tt hole, so that you don’t get sore from all that p–ping.
the second b-tt hole is most famous from its appearance in the film t-tanic. ben stiller has also reported being an avid fan of the second b-tt hole.
“man i was so wasted last night, i was sh-tting all morning. thank g-d i have the second b-tt hole”
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