Second-hand fuck
when a man -j-c-l-t-s onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it’s way into a woman’s v-g-n-, and the woman becomes pregnant.
“the cheerios say you’re the father”
“what?”
“yeah, second-hand f-ck is a b-tch”
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