Second-Hand Jackass


a more common form of fbj (full blown jack-ss). commonly referred to by physicians as shj, it is p-ssed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with fbj.

cases of shj may be more extreme than fbj as their bodies are not used to it. however, even though those possessing fbj may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

for symptoms refer to the word full blown jack-ss.

rob: “d-mn kane i was such a jack-ss yesterday to sarah.”

kane: “you’ve been hanging around me too much.”

rob: “oh great, now i have second-hand jack-ss.”

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