Second Hand Man
using your other hand to m-st-rb-t- (fap, jerk off, ect…)with when your main hand has intense hands cramps, atheritis, or carnal tunnel syndrome from over fapping.
guy: bro, i’ve got serious carnal tunnel syndrome. i think i’ll be depending on my second hand man tonight.
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