Second Hand Penis
just like second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand p-n-s. the act of toching ones shaft, p-n-s, or b-lls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.
matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. he then goes to cl-ss and shakes hands with adam. adam is now a victim of second hand p-n-s, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.
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