second hand smoke
when the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.
jake just got second hand smoke from some sorost-tute!
kentucky jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy philippino b–tch.
the wafting smell from one stall to the next that occurs while moving one’s bowels in a public restroom.
“dude, that is nasty!”
“yeah bro, and that’s just the second-hand smoke you’re getting. it’s 10 times worse at ground zero.”
what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or “sidestream smoke” is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullsh-t at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.
rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is… killling me.. (cough cough).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a f-cking bar…
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: f-ck off rob reiner.
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