Second-hand stupid
the feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won’t shut up.
“the second-hand stupid from billy’s girlfriend is frying my brain. i can’t think anymore.”
when someone does or says something so stupid, you loose brain cells.
douche: yo bro, immaa dr1nc maself sum be3r yolo #swag
me: bro, you just gave me secondhand stupid, i literally lost a couple of brain cells.
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