Second Hand Tunes
the audible pollution emanating from cheap, poorly fitted earbuds, such as the free buds doled out from apple. victims of second hand tunes are forced to listen to the distorted treble range of tunes typically in venues where quiet is the social norm (public transit, cafes, libraries).
when ken and i took our seats on the train, we quickly realized we were the victims of second hand tunes pouring out of tank’s cranium.
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