Secondhand corn on the cob


noun. a log of feces that contains undigested corn. it is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one’s mouth/teeth. because corn isn’t digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.
mike: wow, my dump sure was corny.
bryton: d-mn! do you mind if i take it? i didn’t have a plan for dinner anyway.

mike: sure dude, have at it.
bryton: yes!! i love secondhand corn on the cob!! this will be the best meal i’ve hd in weeks!!

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