secondhand grocery shopping


doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
rob: ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it’s all the way on the other side of the store.

matt: don’t worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

rob: oh, good thinking. i’ll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker’s cart.

matt: quick, that cart’s all alone with the goods!

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