secret boyfriend
the consistent person you date but wont fess up to on facebook, usually really great in a relationship and in bed but socially awkward or embarr-ssing to friends. could be hidden in order to make others think you are still single. often told that fb status means nothing to be kept happy.
we should tell her that we know about her secret boyfriend
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