secret donkey punch
it is the same concept as the original “donkey punch,” but with a twist. during -n-l s-x just before -j-c-l-t-ng instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. thus causeing the pain which tightens the -n-s. the best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.
i gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so i can have -n-l s-x again later.
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