Secret Jesus
same concept used with secret santa during christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. secret jesus is used when partic-p-ting with a christian family primarily because santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on new year because christmas day is reserved for jesus.
person 1: “hey, are you doing secret santa with your family this year?”
person 2: “nah, my family are fanatical christians. it’s more like a secret jesus gift exchange.
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