secret lecture crush
a secret crush that develops in a lecture cl-ss with over 400 people.
boy: “yo, there’s this fine, s-xy, smart stranger in my communication lecture.”
boy’s friend: “have you ever talked to her.”
boy: “no dude, theres like 1000 people in my cl-ss. i have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though.”
boy’s friend: “man, you’ve got a secret lecture crush.”
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