secret moses


the jewish version of secret santa, created for people who feel left out during office holiday parties because they cannot partic-p-te in the act of gift giving disguised as santa claus.
this year everyone in the office will play the game ‘secret moses’, where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.

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