Secret Sausage Party
a party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.
man 1: “yo i saw your photos – her birthday party looked awesome! you must have gotten laid.”
man 2: “naw, man-one, it was a function only your mother would love. it was a secret sausage party. the only straight girl there was tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock.”
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