Secret Service
when taking a female from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, then as she looks back you -j-c-l-t- in her ear causing her to put her hand up to her ear like a secret service agent covering his earpiece.
he gave her the secret service
men who guard the president of the united states.
they will take a bullet to the head for the president.
while having -n-l s-x with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you j-zz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.
holy sh-t! he gave that trick the secret service!
when a girl dives upon your premature -j-c-l-t–n to avoid it hitting her sheets. for extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.
dude, i was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the secret service and took one for her country.
a gentleman’s social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically m-st-rb-t- in public.
i stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. a member of the secret service had infiltrated my bathroom
Read Also:
- sedgwick
used to be “home of the trojan’s” sh-t hole school, full of b-tches aka megan coppenger! mr nelson can suck my d-ck :d trick 2:”hey i enrolled in that run downed school in the sticks, i think its called sedgwick???” trick 1: “aw man watch out for that megan girl” used to be “home of […]
- Segweg
news men use this as a transition. it means basically their way to get to another topic that was a good segweg, john. you got from the bombing to the fair successfully!
- Selfied
the past tense of taking a picture of oneself. the guy walked into the gym, approached the mirror, took out his camera phone, selfied, and walked out without lifting a single weight.
- serenefullness
the correct plural of serene – the state or quality of being serene, calm, or tranquil; the serenefullness couldn’t be explained with words.
- Sergeant Hartman
the bad-ss gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick’s full metal jacket. he enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by private pyle. he’s played by r. lee ermey. if you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training… you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. but […]