Secret Silent Salmon Kiss
to kiss whilst making fish lips. fish lips are when one’s lips are in a fish-like position, sort of like a pout.
the secret silent salmon kiss can we shortened to s.s.s
person 1: omg! you kissed him?
person 2: yes! it was incredible
person 1: was it like tongues?
person 2: no, it was a secret silent salmon kiss.
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