Secret Stache


an overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

the early phase in the growing of a blond man’s mustache.
“did you make out with jenny last night?”

“i was about to, then i noticed her secret stache.”

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