Secret Water
a water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with vodka or other substance that looks like water. common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even cl-ss.
man1: “dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your arrowhead water?”
man2: “it’s my secret water man.”
man1: “huh?”
man2: (in a whisper) “my skyy water…”
man1: “huh?”
man2: “it’s freaking vodka you nut.”
man1: “haha niceeee.”
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