secretarty
a s-xytary, or personal -ssistant in modern-day terminology, who performs his/her duties to the best of his/her sartorial abilities.
meet dara, my new secretarty.
she and britney made it to the last s-xytary round. it was a difficult decision, she types slower than i write, but she’s got the pencil skirt, blouses and gl-sses down better than britters.
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