secretary
a position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, f-cking, and bending over the table…
boss: sara, why don’t you come into my office and file some papers for me.
sara: sure thing, i’ll be right in…
secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know
stewardesses = longer than secretary
secretary, derived from the word “secret” meaning secret person, or in latent terms, “slave.”
do you have a secretary?
that work position that bosses get sued for having s-x with.
“what’s that work position that bosses get sued for having s-x with?”
“the secretary”
one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone’s real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school
student: mr.smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
mr.smith: oh, go to barbara (school secretary)
barbara: go to your teacher
student: but he told me to go to you!
secretary, also known as secret-ary. a female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping secrets around the office.
fat sharon: hey – i heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party… is that true?
secretary: yeah i did!
an -ssistant to an executive.
get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed ‘-ssistants’ now. and lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that 🙂
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