Security Torres
security torres is a fat overweight school security officer at vista murrieta high school. his fat-ss drives around school all day thinking he is the sh-t in his golf cart. the truth is he makes $22,000 a year and thinks he is god. i think he needs to call jenny.
boy: look at that fat man who almost tipped over his golf cart!
girl: yep, that is security torres
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