Security Wipe
when you swab your -ss after an extremely satisfying, hard, clean sh-t, and the paper comes up clean. aka one wiper.
credit to db in mo.
man, that was an awesome sh-t! i only needed a security wipe!
to wipe after an expected shart, or to wipe feces out of but crack to prevent a skid mark.
“dude, i thought i sharted, but the security wipe came back negitive” “dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. saved my drawers.
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