See You Next Tuesday

a clandestine method of calling someone a c-nt.

particularly effective when used prior to a three day week end.

c: see
u: you
n: next
t: tuesday

see: catch you next tuesday
hey jodi! i’ll see you next tuesday!
c-nt. the words “see you” correspond to the letters “c” and “u” and the “next tuesday” implies the “nt.” this is one way to describe a person as a c-nt when in polite company. origin in athens, ga.
“i was having lunch with the mayor and his wife yesterday, and, though he was perfectly agreeable, she was a see-you-next-tuesday.” “after our fourth date i realized she had a thing or two wrong with her see-you-next-tuesday.”
as an acronym it translates into c.u.n.t. or c-nt. great for inside jokes or snide remarks around the uptight.
“i’ll call you back, the boss is beckoning. ya, see you next tuesday! -laugh-”
variation; see you next thursday.
a way to call someone a c-nt. the words “see” and “you” becoming the letters c and u, and the phrase next thursday (or tuesday) becoming nt.
see you next tuesday!
a series of words that the creators of family guy use to get away with saying c-nt on tv.
c.u.n.t.
see you next tuesday, meg.

you b-tch.
said to someone when you out smart them or otherwise pull a fast one on them. originated from the punchline of a joke:

one wednesday, little billy went to school. the teacher said, “for the next three days, i will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any of them correctly, they won’t have to come to school on monday. the first question was, “how many grains of sand are on all the world’s beaches?” no one knew, not even little billy. suddenly, a paper airplane flew across the room. “okay,” said the exasperated teacher, “who’s the comedian with the paper airplane?” no one knew, not even little billy.

on thursday, the question was, “how many stars are there in the milky way?” no one knew, not even little billy. suddenly, a gigantic, phlegm soaked spit wad embedded itself on the blackboard behind the teacher. “okay,” exclaimed the frustrated teacher, “who’s the comedian with the spit wad?” no one knew, not even little billy.

on friday, little billy brought to school with him two, large, black bowling b-lls and hid them under his desk. at the precise moment before the teacher asked the day’s trivia question, billy rolled the two bowling b-lls down the aisle and they struck the wall behind the teacher with a m-ssive jolt. “okay,” huffed the now infuriated teacher, “who’s the comedian with the big black b-lls?” little billy answered quickly,

“eddie murphy, see you next tuesday.”
man: “hey, that jerk just stole my wallet!”

thief: “see you next tuesday!”
a polite way of calling someone a c-nt.
a see you next tuesday is an unreliable person who’s always putting off something important with a lame excuse.
he’s such a see you next tuesday,i doubt he’ll turn up.

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