seed skimmer


similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. the last person to c-m then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of c-m that float near the surface.
are you okay? you look sick.
i was a seed skimmer last night.

hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
that’s just mean.
yeah but at least i know i won’t be a seed skimmer!

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