Seedy gobble
one obtaining a nosh off or bl-w j-b from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.
hey barron, i was at my old nans on tuesday redecorating her bedroom. while she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble
i was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!
i once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. i ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.
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