seeing Edward
one of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a ‘light show,’ or sparkles. so when you start ‘seeing edward,’ or ‘seeing edward cullen,’ it means you’re about to get a migraine.
i feel awful… i should have known, i’ve been seeing edward all day.
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