seelie queen


she will hypnotise you into doing things you didnt necessarily want to do, just for her pleasure. she likes to mess people up, especially mundanes and shadow hunters. she will p-ss on any piece of food that you eat from her court, and you will start growing roots and leaves.
i went to court of the seelie queen, and i ate a cookie that she p-ssed on and i started to grow leaves!

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