seesaw

when you’re vomiting and having explosive diarrhea at the same time. rocking back and forth sh-tting on the pot and puking in a trash can with a seesawing motion.
ask carlos about the time he went to this one mexican restaurant and seesawed in their bathroom. that’s just the reality of it…
a see saw is a peice of playground equiptment otherwise known as a teeter-totter. it is a long, narrow board balanced in the middle so that, as one end goes up, the other goes down.
child 1: i like the playground, my favourite is the see saw.
child 2: no, i like the slippery dip better.
a s-xual act involving 2 men and 1 woman with large, floppy br–sts. the woman lays on her back, while each man slides his p-n-s under a breast from each side. to avoid touching each other in the middle, the men coordinate going back and forth, like a see-saw.

may also be referred to as “lumberjacking”
man 1: “i’d f-ck that fatty -under- her floppy t-ts.”
man 2: “me too – let’s see-saw her!”
the see saw is a s-xual position between two guys and a girl, but it is possible to have two girls and a guy. for the sake of this definition, we will use two guys and a girl. the two guys stand facing eachother while the girl is held by the legs by one guy and she holds hands with the other guy as he pulls her up towards his b-lls. the end result is the girl hanging with her front side up about waist high between the two guys, having s-x with one and giving head to another. the guy holding the legs has the option of penetrating either hole.
hey do you remember see sawing that girl last night? i cant believe she agreed to do it
reason why it’s called a see-saw is because when you’re up in the air you see many things, but when your see-saw partner is up in the air, you have only saw those things.
“i was on the see-saw with my brother, when i went up, i could see the volley-ball court but when i went down, what i saw was only a memory.”
verb: to seesaw.

when a man and a pregnant woman are enjoying a romantic evening sixty-nining while the man is on his back and the woman is 8.5 months pregnant. since her stomach is too large and in the way both man and woman can’t engage in oral cherishment simultaneously.

the woman will have to rock back and forth on her baby filled stomach so man and woman can take turns fellating and cunnilinging.
yo, look in that window… i can see a half-eaten dinner by a candle-lit dining room table. but over there on the couch jack and jill are rocking the seesaw!!! hoe just broke her water!
a s-x position where the male is most likely sitting in a chair. the female then hops on him making sure his d-ck goes up her -ss while doing it. the male then reaches around the female with his hand and starts fingering her. he then coordinates the two motions of his d-ck going in and out her b-tt and his finger going in and out her v-g-n-. when the d-ck goes in the finger goes out and vice versa. therefore a see-saw motion. the male can then use his other hand for a variety of things, m-ssaging the womens br–sts, double fingering, and donkey punching.
look at those two see-saw!!!

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