Sega

people! these awful and inaccurate definitions for sega have to stop! sega has never made weapons for the military or “photo boots” of any kind.

sega was founded by an american named david rosen who saw how popular pinball machines were among soldiers on us military bases. he started a company called service games to import these pinball machines to us bases in j-pan. eventually he bought out a jutebox facotry and used it to start making arcade machines. sega was printed on the side of the machines because it was short for “service games” and rosen liked it enough to make it the new name for the company. eventually they started to release home console systems in j-pan and fianlly released the sega master system(sms) worldwide(it was ot their first system!). eventually the videogame market crashed and the us -ssets of sega had to be sold off but in j-pan sega survived by being bought out by j-panese investors. after that sega went on the release the genesis(also know as mega drive in places where sega was actually popular). the genesis was a hit because most people weren’t willing to wait two more year for the snes to be released. sega then screwed up with every hardware item they released after that such as the game gear, nomad, 32x, sega cd, saturn and dreamcast.

now sega is sucking the d-cks of every other company for money to pay off their seven years of debt.
p.s. sega has always had poor marketing skills as well.
service games.

made in the 1960s by an american named david rosen. the company started off as a successful photo boot company, bought out a j-panese jukebox company, and started making games in the 1970s. the company began making consoles in the 1980s, the most successful being the sega genesis (1988), the sega saturn (the j-panese version of course)(1994), and the sega dreamcast(1998). after the surprising failure of the sega dreamcast to pull the company out of its half-decade of debt from releasing poor quality consoles before the sega saturn, sega sold itself out to nintendo, sony, and microsoft.
once i was a sega fan, now i do my gaming on my trusty old pc.
gaming company that, with the genesis, was very popular, especially with sonic. got progressively worse as time wore on. currently attempting to sue the website ytmnd for using their image. there is about a .05% chance they’d win that sort of thing
if sega had good enough games they wouldnt need to be making money by suing innocent websites (ok, not that innocent)
according to gord off of acts of gord sega is j-panese for “compulsive liar.”
dumb customer: “sega wouldn’t lie.”

gord: “that’s right. they would never do that. do you live in a cave? sega is j-panese for compulsive liar.”
scr-w-ng every gamer again
see everyone get angry
see every gamer annoyed
the rigged ufo catcher machine was made by sega to see every gamer annoyed.
an evil company that was started in 1934 by adolf hitler,and then in the earlier 1950s,nuked the aliens than had the remedy for immortality,and now,they have over 100,000,001 h-bombs
oh cr-p,sega launched nukes at us!!!!!!
italian slang for male masturbation. literally translates to english as “saw.” the masturbation slang definition comes from the sawing motion used when you “beat the dummy.”
voglio fare una sega stasera! (i want to beat the dummy tonight!)

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