Seinfeld situation
an unfortunate situation that could be avoided through use of a cell phone.
i had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but i got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. it was a real seinfeld situation!
Read Also:
- Seinfeld rape
when watching an episode of seinfeld is forced upon a person. lauren: “last night i was at my boyfriends house, and i experienced the worst type of seinfeld rape imaginable… a three hour marathon.” tyler: “my god, how did you escape” lauren: “little kicks”
- homework drive
-n-logous to s-x drive, which is your need or level of desire to have s-x, homework drive is your level of desire or willingness to do homework at a particular time. your homework drive can vary greatly, even over short periods of time. let’s say if when your homework drive is peaking you can bang […]
- caprants
caprants are a mixture of pants and capris, hence the name. they are not short pants, nor capris, they are caprants. you will cringe when you see them. hint: if the bottom of the “pants” hit the top of the ankle bone, those are the perfect definition of caprants. “oh my god monique, check out […]
- homoburger
two or more frankfurters sandwiched between sesame seed buns. yeah, i’ll have the h-m-burger combo, extra mayo, and a large queer shake.
- Homo Hockey
golf. both 9 and 18 hole. nice plaid knickers and green tam. it’s nice to know you have to dress like a complete queer to play h-m- hockey.