Seinfeld Tragedy
a slight mistake or mishap that ends up costing you everything.
“i was at a restaurant and accidentally b-mped into a guy eating his dinner. i apologized and i thought everything was alright. the guy turned out to be the president of the company i work for. the next day i was fired. it was a real seinfeld tragedy.”
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