Sekelyism
trying to defend your heteros-xuality with a story or statement that actually does more to affirm your status as a h-m-s-xual in society.
1.
“i remember this one gay guy at the frat house that used to come into my room and sit on my lap and kiss me all the time. i was like ‘get the h-ll out of here!'”
“why’d you let him sit on your lap long enough to allow him to kiss you? and why did you let this happen multiple times? you know that story is a sekelyism right?”
2.
“dude, i’m getting so buff and bad -ss that all the other dudes are checking my hot body out! the chicks are so gonna be on me.”
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