selectually active
a way to identify as s-xually active, but with taste and standards. you don’t have to limit yourself as straight or gay. you sleep with select group of individuals who you find suitable. great for individuals who are bis-xual, hetero-flexable or otherwise.
“so…are you straight or gay?”
“both, let’s just say i’m selectually active”
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