Self Absorbed Emo
emo b-tch psycho girl who tells sh-t about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. self absorbed emos are commonly wh-r-s, and b-tch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. the self absorbed emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.
“claire told her parents i made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to pheonix to see her boyfriend. i can’t believe my best friend would say such sh-t! she is such a self absorbed emo. she was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo.”
“word up man.”
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