Self-Batoning
it’s when a guy switches back and forth between his left and right hand while masturbating. he strokes it with the right and then switches to the left and then back to the right.
“dude, last night was so epic! i was self-batoning and it was amazing!”
i was playing musical chairs with my d-ck and forgot to lock the door. my mom comes in and asks was i self-batoning? what does that even mean?
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