Self-Centered
1. the -sshole that won’t offer a hand to anybody.
phillip: “hey david?”
david: “what do you want?”
phillip: “can i borrow your camera?”
david: “no! you’ll scratch the lens and put finger prints allover my camera.”
phillip: “jeez your really self centered!”
what narrow minded people are since they are not able to believe everyone elses ideas but only their own.
p1: why do people love to be self-centered?
p2: because some people don’t like to lose, they love to feel fact that they are never wrong and are higher then everyone else. when in truth they are evil people that need to remove the c-ck from their -ss and learn to accept the judgement from others and quit only thinking of their own ways and to take the judgement of other friends like my douchebag of a friend eric and…
jason dunn, see jason dunn
p1: “what does self-centered mean dude?”
p2: “jason dunn…you didn’t know that?”
p1: “oh yeah, that f-ggot…d-mn”
p2: “yeah dude, he’s gay..small shlong too.”
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