self chod


noun: an instance in which you f-ck yourself

verb: to f-ck yourself, to f-ck up, to self-sabotage
“jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. he’s such self chod.”
oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. it was a real self chod.

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