self defeces
is a tactical countermeasure that involves defending oneself by sh-tting your self. it is a legal justification for the use of feces in times of danger.
kid 1 : “hey, how did you stop that bully from beating you up”
kid 2: “i stopped him by using self defeces”
kid 1 : “oh nice you sh-t yourself to as a method of self defense, genius! ”
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