self-diagnosed
a term used by whiny teenagers on tumblr who have no mental illnesses but for some unknown reason wish they did.
tumblr user: “i’ve been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, ptsd, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction.”
friend: “have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?”
tumblr user: “no, doctors freak me out.”
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