self-impressed


what everyone in the world is all the time.

everybody thinks they’re the most special thing on this earth not yet discovered, so therefore they spend their self-impressed lives doing nothing but blaming others. and even when people are famous, the credit they get goes straight to their heads and then they act pretentious and self-impressed all the time, yes everybody.
you’re so d-mn self-impressed by everything you do that i need no other reason to hate you and all that you might have been. show a little humility next time, sucker.
the state of projecting unwarranted arrogance and false superiority
it’s a busy sat-rday afternoon, and that self-impressed w-nker just parked his oh-so-important car across two parking sp-ces.

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