self-loading cargo
the p-ssengers on an airplane.
let’s see…all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
right on. ready for takeoff.
roger that.
airline p-ssengers who organize everything themselves – booking a ticket – check in – boarding the plane – nearly without any help at the airport
you buy a ticket via internet, get you boarding p-ss printed yourself, find your gate, which has changed in the meantime and you try to board the plane at the right time. that’s the way to become a selfloading cargo
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