self-oral
the highly prized act of self-f-ll-t–. only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.
i took yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.
1. the act of flexing so that u can suck ur own p-n-s, as f-gs try 2 do.
hey i want some self oral
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