self sealer


when one takes a sh-t and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. this means that your b-ttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
dave: wow, i just did the most amazing sh-t

haley: oh really?

dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

haley: i’m proud of you, dave. this is what dreams are made of.

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