self-service pumps
cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in “one more minute” by weird al yankovic
i’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love and i have to use the self-service pumps
Read Also:
- TURNT OUT
turning good people bad; being “normal” and then becoming addited to drugs or becoming a prost-tute when a girl that is innocent gets “turnt out” by a playa, or gets taken advantage of. when a pimp gets a new girl to work for him that’s never been in the “business”.
- tv spot
a commercial or advertis-m-nt on tv. this is generally the most hated term for this, and will often get you b-tch-slapped. try “commercial” or “advertis-m-nt” first. your face will thank you. that tv spot for ratchet and clank was hilarious. ow! what was that for!?
- was groovin
slang term for saying was up to a friend john-was groovin n-gg-? mike- was groovin john? john- steady moovin, keep it groovin, always cool, calm, and collective cuz
- when the fiddler snaps his bow
when it all goes wrong tim: “you don’t wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it’s a right crease in the tux!” derek: “man that sh-t is ugly!”
- whiskey head
when your in a threesome, and the boy tries grabbing your d-ck because he is bis-xual p- ” i m not getting hard” f- “you have whiskey head let me help you out”