Self-Statusfying
the feeling of satisfaction when you’ve updated your status on a social media network.
to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.
also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
“mmmm, i just updated my fb profile with my entire agenda for the day and i feel great! posting details about my life is very self-statusfying.”
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