Selfaholic
that one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. this person is usually obsessed with their own self image. sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. their selfies tend to be edited more than a lil wayne alb-m so don’t believe them if they say otherwise.
person1:”jen is such a selfaholic”
person2:”yea i heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie”
person3:”i heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn’t have the time for it anymore”
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