selfie-absorbed
a person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies – even including the full body mirror reflection ones. the annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.
see exhibit a: kim kardashian’s instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed
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