selfie stick
/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)
• an elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.
• an aid for the disabled. akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.
girl: “check out this totally adorbz piccie i took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!”
boy: “i don’t want to live on this planet any more.”
an extendable stick you can put your phone on so you can take a selfie from farther away
let me use my selfie stick to make sure we’re all in this picture!
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